Category: Humor


 

 

Happy 1st Birthday to my beautiful daughter Olivia Jade Jefferson. You are the light of my life! I thank God everyday for the blessing that is you and it is my hope that you grow into a beautiful, successful and loving woman! Not anytime soon though on the woman part, lol.

 

 

By: Tony L. Jefferson, Jr.

 

 

Leave me alone so I can write this rhyme

This shits been stuck in my mind

For too long

Too long to tell time

Passing ever so slowly

The way I’m being tortured you’d think I committed a crime

Damn man I’m just trying to get mine

But these fuckers eating up my time

Tick tock

There goes that golden clock

Telling me to go kick rocks

Big rocks at Gibraltar

Rocking her boat like hurricane season

God please give me a reason

Why I continue to exist in this form

Is it me or is it destiny

Fulfilled

I lost my mind

And this time

The rebirth of a revolution is evident

 

 

By: Tony L. Jefferson, Jr

 

 

Just when we thought all was well

We get set back

Almost like a cast spell

Exploiting what we lack

Despite all of this

We are still winning

Like our first kiss

In the beginning

Like that pride we feel

When we finally get that girl

That is until

She shatters our whole world

But despite all of this

We are still winning

Like taking a refreshing piss

On their linen

You can’t end unless you begin

You can’t close unless you first open

Your heart might be wrought with sin

But your soul will never cheapen

Cause despite all of this

We are still winning

Still living in a state of bliss

Cause life is for the living

And this is life

 

 

By: Tony L. Jefferson, Jr.

 

I know in the past this blog has mainly been about poetry. Well, I realize people need more content, more of an experience. So while not steering away from the main theme of the site, which is poetry. I want to incorporate other things like a daily newsletter, quotes that I make up, pictures from wherever I travel, etc. So to start this thing off I want to tell you about my experience with being a new father.

 

It was love at first sight. As soon as I stepped off of the plane, we locked eyes and our worlds changed forever. I’m talking of course about my first time seeing my daughter Olivia. This was my first time physically seeing her, as she was born while I was deployed to Iraq. Months and months of pictures, email, and Skype at come down to this moment. It is a moment I will cherish as long as I live.

Olivia might look like an adorable little cutie that wouldn’t do any wrong and she is at times. There are two sides to Olivia from what I have seen thus far. They are what I call her Diva side and there is the Olivia side. The Diva side comes at a moment’s notice and it involves a lot of crying, catering and almost overwhelming frustration. You’d be amazed at how someone so little can cause so much strife. I wouldn’t trade it for the world. The Olivia side involves smiling, laughing (oh what a cute little laugh), and lots of play time.

There is another side that doesn’t involve her physically. That is the parent/business side, where I and her mom Sara, pay bills, buy food and lots of diapers for those stinky times. The whole mechanics of this whole process is overwhelming at first, but after awhile it is routine. Having a little girl isn’t easy, but I know that this is only the beginning on our long journey.

Now the only part I am dreading is those Teen years. OUCH!

By: Tony L. Jefferson, Jr.

The news that I’m having a little girl

Sends me in such an excited swirl

Tears of joy flow from my eyes

Cause this is one of those happy times

Though you’re physically here yet

I’m in love with someone I’ve never met

Visions of you asleep in your crib

Or sitting in my lap with your Baby Phat bib

I look forward to the simple things, like pica boo

Even changing your diaper when you poo

Late night wakes and bonding time

Walks through the park to ease our minds

Still can’t believe I’m gonna be a father

Because of you I’m gonna work harder

For now you’re kicking in your mom’s womb

I get excited when I touch her stomach and feel you move

You truly are my life’s achievement

Cause not everyone is blessed to be a father

By: Tony L. Jefferson, Jr.

My mouth feels as if it’s packed with cotton

It’s hard to remember some shit I’d forgotten

Dry

Treading rough terrain

Apocalyptic scenes overpower my brain

Sands

Red

Hands

Dread

Over wastelands I scavenge

For life’s advantage

In these rough times ahead

I’d rather be in bed

Dreaming

In the distance I hear screaming

Cause my hands are now bleeding

Landscape littered with the dead

Bones scattered including heads

Warriors past have took this quest

And now I see their bloody mess

I fear my mind is slowly lost

I took this quest so I’ll pay the cost

When the bottle touched my lips

It took me on trips

But when I awoke the next morning

I was in a dry spell

Down in the Bayou

down in the bayou

By: Tony L. Jefferson, Jr.

This amazing beat that trembles my feet

And rocks me, rocks me till I sleep

Every day the beats brand new

Falling from the sky like the morning dew

It draws me in and swings me out

This the type of music I’m talking about

Making me dance the night away

Making me twist, shout and sway

The feeling I feel is like no other

Moving like a hot skillet with creamy butter

I juke and dance like a madman’s pants

Then I up and ran with this exciting band

As the bootleggers chased us into the woods

Down in the bayou where the roasters roost

Where the snakes come out and give you a boost

We run and run with our lives on the line

Just to jump in boggy water at the drop of a dime

This adventurous night is far from over

Till the sun rises west and makes the night turn older

Those bootleggers said with a loud shout

“Bring my money fo I shoot ya light out”

I ran and ran cause they can’t catch me

Till I ran into some cops trying to arrest me

Took me down to county 15 miles up the road

On the way there we ran over a toad

Slick, sticky mess turned the cop car over

I didn’t care cause I was outta there

Running to the sun way down in the bayou

shark and lark

By: Tony L. Jefferson, Jr.

As I wander through the dark

The reality I realized was very stark

Because at that moment I saw a shark

Alone in the ocean

He came to the surface to chase a lark

What a commotion

Funny Bones Jones

 

 

funny-bones-jones

 

By: Tony L. Jefferson, Jr.

 

Jangle

Jangle

Funny bones

Spoken by a man named Jones’

Jones’ bones are funny indeed

He keeps them strong by eating peas

Once upon a time one day

When all was quiet and the sky was grey

Here comes Jones with his funny bones

To light the hearts and right the wrongs

He tells the story of a little boy

Who played contently with his toy

An old man comes and asks the boy

“What’s the purpose of playing with that toy?”

The little boy stops and thinks awhile

And then he says with a smile

“This here toy I built myself”

“Cause I’m not a little boy I’m a little elf”

The old man looks on quite amazed

He stood and watched in a clouded daze

He’d remember this moment for the rest of his days

Who would have thought such a being existed?

Is it me or is life really twisted?

Jones’ bones are funny indeed

Funny bones

Funny bones

Funny bones Jones

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